Bandit’s Corner

Why Dogs Chase Mail People Paper Boys and Girls
These mail people keep putting square pieces of paper in the box outside of the house. Some of this paper upsets my owner (not sure what ” another doggone bill” is?) and some my owner likes (not sure what a rebate check is either). In any event it’s part of my responsibilities to take care of my owner and his property and since these mail people can’t sort good paper from bad I’m determined to stop this practice altogether. So before they even get to the porch I cut them off at the pass and chase them over to the neighbor’s house, put the doggone bill in their box whatever that is. My owner seems happy he hasn’t gotten any paper at all in the last three weeks, but I don’t understand what happened to the lights and water, since I’ve chased the mailman away they don’t work.
Now about this paper boy
He comes by here every morning before anyone is up, and before I realize what’s happening, he throws a rolled up piece thrash at the porch, then hightails it down the street, usually on a bike or in a car. At least the mailman has the guts to attempt to come on the porch. Funny thing though, when I bring this piece of rolled up thrash to my owner, he unrolls it and stares at it while he eats breakfast. And he gives me a treat for bringing it to him. I think maybe he’s misguided, doesn’t he know that it’s more fun to chew it than to look at it? And I’m sure he doesn’t know these people are trying to break his windows out throwing this thing at the porch like they do. One of these mornings however, I’m going to be waiting outside for these paper people and deal with them before they break a window.