Bandit’s Corner

Hi there,

I apologize for for the time that has passed since my last post, but I’ve been really busy. Guarding this house, playing with my owners daughter, sniffing out tidbits here and there, and just taking care of all the responsibilities of being a dog. I watch this place day and night and I’m serious about it.

I did get down to the Pet Expo in Timmonium MD a couple of weeks ago. And I enjoyed myself. I sniffed until my sinuses started acting up. Food, other dogs, vendors just giving away treats like there was no tomorrow. I met a Yorkshire Terrier, that was too fine! She was groomed wearing a pink bandanna, and had the cutest brown eyes. My owner started this come on Bandit nonsense, tugging on my lease while I was trying to get my introductory sniff on. He would have done well if he had followed the lease from the Yorkie’s neck up to who was holding it, that wasn’t bad either, but he didn’t see all that. Something to do with being married.  Any way, I reluctantly watched this beautiful terrier wag an oh so fine hind quarters away from me. That’s okay, there were hundreds of dogs there, I saw a Great Dane I tried to set up a future date in a dog park with, but my owner started again, “She’s too big for you” Maybe I like big women dogs, he doesn’t know. Next year I leave him home!

You know, people wear some run-over shoes. Other people can’t see like I can ( being two feet high and the ability to sniff super low). I saw a man with a pair of shoes where the soles were so thin, if he stepped on some bubble gum, he was sure to taste the flavor. And I saw this lady, in heels, so worn, they looked like flip flops. (Who wears heels to a Pet Expo anyway?) People with too tight shoes, too loose shoes, just interesting observations from my angle.

All in all I had fun. My owner an I have moved our blog from google to this location. More features and they are all free.  So now that we’re somewhat settled in we can begin posting regularly  again.

For now, I’m gonna go, I have to get back to my guard duties. I’ll be back soon………..stay tuned.

Bandit

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